*Ring ring*
Lady #1: "Hello, *** market. How may I help you?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "Yes, you are on air 100.7! Uh, I was looking for dat cereal bawx."
Lady #1: "What now?..."
Grp.X Caller #1: "I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx for my daid."
Lady #1: "...Just, hold on..."
Grp.X Caller #1: "OKAY."
Lady #2: "Hello?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "Hello, I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx on the air one-hundred point seven?"
Lady #2: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I didn't understand you?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "I needed to get the praice for dat cereal bawx - you know the one with stix on it? It has lots of stix and children?"
Lady #2: "..."
Grp.X Caller #1: "Hello?!"
Lady #2: "Hello?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "I need the price, pleasce! For cereal bawx."
Lady #2: "You need a price?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "Yais, cereal bawx price. How much it was."
Lady #2: "For what box of cereal?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "The one with the sticks and the little boy with the hand grenade."
Lady #2: "I don't know which one you're talking about."
Grp.X Caller #2: "I think it's called choo-choo-train. Yais?"
Lady #2: "Hello?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "Yesss? Hello..."
Lady #2: "What...?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "I needed the price for the cereal baw??"
Lady #2: "What cereal bars?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "NOT cereal bars. Bawx! How muche it was please tell me neow before I get angry."
Lady #2: "What cereal box?"
Grp.X Caller #1: "The one with the boy and the grenade and the children with $200 hundred dollars?"
Lady #2: "I have no idea."
(Shiggity shiggitae! We tapp'd dat bambamb cereal bawx lyke wooish shiggity shizzayam, tanke yu ma'am!)
:-D