Hey DJ Turturro, tail them about this Waik up in the afternoon surrounded by shladies They were so good I won't even make them pay me I hearing message on my phone from other night Just your mowther saying she loves my shaith Go to kitchenwette, grab a cereal bowl Eat some Flava Flapes, go thaim covered in gowld I kick down the door, time to go offside Got attacked by a rat but now he have died So I walk to the store with rat in hand And I try to sell it to the grocery man He say, Not today, we have rats already But talk to my son, his name is Freddie I say I cannot, I am a busy man But he comes at me with bread in hand I said to the man don't get hystericul Don't hate me, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I got all ten fingers, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I got a 10-pack of Sprike, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I made a slam donk, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I made a Hhat out of grass, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul Bowt now he liv in Yew Nork I run from the store, but the old man chase me Hopped on tha byke, so the old man race me Dropped thumb tack, so the man miss place me Made a ten foil hat, now the cowps can't trace me Met a young cait, and his name was Jaims I said to him, Don't you think that name is strange He looked me owp and down, but he didn't make a sownd Then he jumped to the grownd and he rolled all around Looked at a clock, it was after ate Forgot about school, now I'm running lait I ran to my seat and said I was delaid But I got kicked out cuz I've never paid I got so angry that I went to the deen He said, This is Joke College, it isn't fhree I said it iz mistake is shurely clerical Don't expail me, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I've got schfourteen brothers, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I once saw uh bird, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I invented iced tee, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul I don't know any Karls, I'm a Meedul eest Meericul Bowt now he liv in Yew Nork And now he live in Yew Nork