All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops
Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me
All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops
Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me
I play my candy anywhere and anyhow
No one around can stop me
When I'm with candy I don't have to think about
All of the sound about me
I play in my bed, from the minute
That my head cycles on, on the John
Take my meds in the bath
Dry my hand off if it's wet
In the kitchen, on my email
Someone's bitchin' but i don't care
I just stare at the glare on the street
Lookin' down at my feet
In the rain, on the train
In the crowd
In the loud, loud, loud, loud
Candy candy
No one's gonna bug me
At work I do it sneaky
Candy time all the time
I smile, pretend to listen
But my mind is on a mission
Watch the numbers go up
Watch the numbers go up
Watch the numbers go up, up, up
Five in a row and a golden grandma
Swap my gun for a stolen chainsaw
Stealth my build, kill that beast
Fill the map, dragons in the east
Puzzle, puzzle, random, random
Shiny surprise
I did it!
All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops
The Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me
I am a part of the small and rabid
Online communities for each game I play
Some of them are wizards with mathematics
Did you know how much mathematics
You can get involved in in the games I play?
So much calculation
Done in isolation
On a dark nicknamed spreadsheet
Saved in a hidden folder
We share tips and tricks
On how to make the candy sweeter
Some use javascripts
But I think that they are cheaters
My candy is pure
And I'm so insecure
But they'll never ever know
How dark it gets
Like when I get a few days off
Sometimes I just don't bathe (La, la, la...)
I barely leave my bed (I misbehave)
And I don't brush my teeth
Eatin' nothing but chips and pop for three whole days
All the games I like have candy in them
All the games I like from lap to pad
Swedish fish and red hots
Sour bears and choc-chocs
All the candy never stops
Dayglo go-go underground
No one else around
No one there to hurt me
I know that candy rots my teeth
I thought it was a phase
But now it seems that I've gone crazy
And I know that it's too late
Too-too-tooth decay
My mind decay
And they never grow back
No they never grow back
I am merely coasting through the world
It's just another window
Idling in the background
There's a brand new level every day
With this I can accomplish
This jacks my fix right now
♪
I suspect deep down
I don't care if I die
How else could I
Be wasting so much time
On this sweet fluorescent smiling brainrot
Stupid and dry eye poison
(Yeah...)