Listen, I'm really sorry for what you're about to hear
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She's a nasty girl, can't you see?
She wronged the right, right out of me
I'm a moral boy from a very small town
This damn girl spun my head right around
Ooh, but I liked it, I'm scared to admit
What will momma say about what we did
Jeepers Creepers, holy whoops
I'm not allowed to say it, but I almost slipped
She's a nasty girl, can't you see?
She wronged the right, right out of me
I'm a moral boy from a very small town
This damn girl spun my head right around
What would daddy say if he knew?
"My god son, what's gotten into you?"
"Momma's little angel, daddy's little saint"
"What you have done is illegal in most states"
Ooh, daddy, can't you see?
She wronged the right, right out of me
I tried real hard to stay away, but it got harder when she wanted to play
What would my preacher do if he found out?
It's his daughter and the word is leaking out
She's so hot, she's pure sex
All the headlines will be Rated X
Confessions of a deprived youth
Confessions of a deprived youth
Confession of a deprived youth
Confession
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She's a nasty girl, "Kinda like your sister"
She wronged the right, "Dude, me and Irwin are gonna slam"
I'm a moral boy, "Yeah, right"
This town girl spin my head right around
Yeah, boy
What would my friends say if they found out?
They'd probably say, "Yeah right, get the hell out"
They'd probably be jealous this I know
They all dream about being Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe
Solo
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Thanks for coming down tonight
I'm Phil Beasley, and you're at the ACDC Bar
Gonna play another tune that goes, something like this