I'm not saying I'm gay but if Justin Bieber dropped his hat
And didn't notice it I wouldn't give it back
I'd put it on, then I'd probably never wash my hair
I'd never take it off it's something I would always wear
I'm not saying I'm gay but I remember my friends' birthdays
The future is female is what my shirt say
I also like mermaids
Yo I'm not saying I'm gay but that's a nice purse babe
I'm not saying I'm gay, but I got a skincare routine
Plus, I prefer fruity drinks
And when Harry Styles smiles while playing his guitar
That's a really cute thing
I'm not saying I'm gay but instead of saying peace
I say too-da-loo that's more natural to me
That phrase be rolling off the tongue
I go outside to skip, I ain't goin for a run, hell nah
I'm not saying I'm gay, but even I was
With that there wouldn't be nothing wrong
I'm just saying, I'm not gay
I'm proving that with this song
I'm not saying I'm gay, but even I was
With that there wouldn't be nothing wrong
I'm just saying, I'm not gay
I'm proving that with this song
I'm not saying I'm gay, but if Sean Mendes wanted a hug
He'd be letting go first
And if he wanted to hire me for whatever the job it is on tour
He'd be getting this work
I'm not saying I'm gay but I like to get pedicures
I know it gets way worse, apparently I could be into my, stepsister
And I'm definitely not, please spread the word, yeah yeah
And I wouldn't be mad if someone bought me some flowers
I'm not saying I'm gay I got a loofah in the shower
Pretending it's a microphone, that's my superpower
I'm out of hot water cuz I'll do it for an hour
I'm not just not gay, man I'm so straight
Even though my favorite band is Coldplay
I've never been attracted to a man in my life
I can't even begin to understand what it's like
I'm not saying I'm gay, but even I was
With that there wouldn't be nothing wrong
I'm just saying, I'm not gay
I'm proving that with this song
I'm not saying I'm gay, but even I was
With that there wouldn't be nothing wrong
I'm just saying, I'm not gay
I'm proving that with this song