They say that it gets better Just get over the hump But I hate the East Coast weather And the person I've become Every day the band might break up And no therapist can help But this is me just feeling sorry for myself SNL and Fallon Seemed easy at eighteen Everyone's your biggest fan Until the day you don't succeed And I know I sound dramatic And ungrateful for my health But this is me just feeling sorry for myself I wish that I was small enough To drown inside this paper cup And nobody would find me No need for feeling lonely No crying over cards I've been dealt Or feeling sorry for myself I just can't seem to go vegan And the world it hates my guts I wish that I could call up Jesus Tell him what the fuck is up I'm Peter Pan who's lost his magic All my youth fell off a shelf But this is me just feeling sorry for myself Yeah, I ask a lot of questions Like, "Will Karah fall in love? Will Alex find the right girl Will Mickey get another job?" 'Cause I can't even write a pop song I can only storytell So this is me just feeling sorry for myself I wish that I was small enough To drown inside this paper cup And nobody would find me No need for feeling lonely No crying over cards I've been dealt Or feeling sorry for myself My love language is nothing Maybe I just need a hug If you're listening to this song Just know you're my parachute, you're my blood And I know it's not the end Only time can tell But this is me and I know I'm kind of boring And I'm bored and annoying But this is me feeling sorry for myself Why'd you call me? I can't even steer and drive