Stones don't throw themselves So grab your slingshot granny grab your slingshot Sitting there by the phone trying to find a ride home Thinking to myself seems no one will help If my horse breaks a leg she will kill it Shoot it with her slingshot Kill me with here slingshot Hey mr. handyman can you give me a hand I need some sympathy Granny's all fucked up now she seems all broken down She needs some sympathy Granny's slingshot has jammed she needs another hand To help aim it at me Stepped out on the porch with her She found a stump on her crossword Broken hands across her lap Cigarette stain holes on her lap Drops fall from her hand onto the porch below Cigarette stain holes on her robe Broken hands across her robe