Welcome to your world Plastic figurines Lined up on the boulevard And they're pumping gasoline The West is the best I said the West is the best Everything you want and more So forget about the rest I saw you standing Under those lights With another stranger On another reckless night So how can you stand here And tell me I'm wrong When I was there And I loved you all along Roman civilization Ah, they really got it right Sit out in the sun all day Then drink and fuck all night The West is the best And I've been keeping score Show me a Madonna I'll show you a million whores You're so demanding Do you realize That the things you've done before Make up your life Don't you misunderstand me Don't say I'm wrong Cause I was there and I loved you all along