If I had a genie in a bottle I'd make my mother the president I'd buy up all the radio stations And find out where the hell the aliens went My three wishes I found a genie by the toy joy store My three wishes No one believes me so I'm getting three more I'd buy a house beside mount wilson Take dalai lama for a spin in my car Make growing hemp a fine profession Feed super-models all the candy bars She is my favorite girlfriend She helps me pay my rent I never have to wash the dishes She never asks me how my money's spent I'd bring back all the drive-in movies I'd have a pet blue dragon I'd buy my friends a big jet airplane Instead of living in this little club wagon