"Alex, Alex, Alex, Aleeex! This is a slow song, you can do that on the next one" "Aw" I'm looking at you After it's all over And I don't feel quite the same That look in your eyes Says you don't want me anymore Even though you are to blame Why, oh, why? Did this have to happen? Why did you do me this way? (Tell me why) You had to lead me on so long (Tell me why) I had to end it all in song (Tell me why) You ran away with my best friend (Tell me why) I still love you (love you, love you, love love love love) I came across an old love letter And here's what you had to say "Would you please pick up a gallon of milk while you're shopping at the store?" "What?...that's not it!" "There it is!" You said "I love you so You're everything to me I can love no other one" Yeah, right! Except for maybe like I said My best friend And my brother And my dad And my other brother And his best friend And that guy's brother as well And that one guy who used to come over and mow the lawn every Saturday And he had that tattoo of a dragon on his shoulder and it was really neat and stuff (Tell me why) You slept with everyone but me (Tell me why) I'm out of words that rhyme with me (Tell me why) You still owe me three bucks for that milk (Tell me why) I still love you (you, you, you) (Why?) Did you leave me alone? (Why?) In the cold, in the darkness (Why?) So I can talk to the wall in the basement ("Hey, who turned out the lights?") (Why?) Did you hurt me so bad? (Why?) Do you feel the remorse? (Why?) When you broke both of my shins with a crowbar? (Ow, my fibula) Tell me why Tell me why Tell me why Tell me why Tell me why (Why?) Tell me why (Why?) Tell me why (Why?) Tell me why I still love you I still love you (Even though you're a bitch) I still love you I still love you (Even though you're a psycho) I still love you I still love you (Even though you should DIE!) I still love you I still love you ("Dude, seriously, you need to get a life")