'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's flippin' insane It's just the Pick of Destiny, child More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage When he buskin' he was all the rage He met Jables and he taught him well All the techniques that were developed in Hell Crutch-pushups and the power slide Gig simulation, now there's nowhere to hide They formed a band they named Tenacious D And then they got the Pick Of Destiny 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child You know we will be rockin' 'cause it's freakin' insane It's just the Pick of Destiny, child Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein 'Cause he who is sleazy is easy to pleasy And she who is juicy must be loosy-goosey And he who is groovy will be in my movie So come on The wizard and the demon had a battle royale The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow But then he broke his tooth And thus the demon said, "Ow!" 'Cause it's the Pick of Destiny, child You know we will be rockin' it completely profane It's just the Pick of Destiny, child You know our movie's better than The Citizen Kane 'Cause he who's a geezer must live in my freezer And she who is snarky is full of malarkey And he who is groovy must be in my movie So come on
♪ Oh, 'cause if you're a diva, then go to Geneva And if you're squealy, then sniff on my Willie And if you are groovy, then get in my movie It's called the Pick of Destiny The Pick of Destiny