Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon Contributed by Chris Durkin Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite Diner. Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today? Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you... I was... if you could, tell me, if you... eh, The chef salad, if it, does it come, If you come... a la carte, if you see the... I Saw the breakfast menu and the, And they got the, and the different entrees With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials Today, and the the and... I'm watching my Weight... diabetic, With the low sodium... if you could broil... i-i-i-instead Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns... I wanted to mix the ketchup with the May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, If that's, could bring out a separate Plate for that with the chicken, Your chicken fried steak... the blue plate Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or- Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready. Excited Southerner: Hoooo...