I am a grown man Pissing in the shower in my house Yes, I am a grown man Pissing in the shower in my house I have no respect for my family My kids will take a bath in there today I know I should go to the toilet But the toilet is too far The toilet is too far away That's right the toilet is too far The toilet is too far Once when I was drunk I Took a piss in the kitchen sink But I prefer the shower My wife's loofah is starting to stink When my kids go to school in the morning They smell like they're soaking in piss Sometimes before I shower I eat some asparagus I am an animal Iam the destroyer They caught me pissing in my neighbor's pool And now I have to get a lawyer It was worth it