I drink my coffee black, I eat my choclate dark
And I throw up a little bit when I see couples in the parks
Saying "I love you babe", she's hopping on his back
No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't love like that
I'm drinking day old wine, I spend my nights alone
And all these guys are asking if my friends are single and if so
If I can hook them up, if I'll be their wingman
No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't understand
Why bitter and sweet?
Why it's better to be settled in and settled down
Cashing in and selling out?
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I'm the last one standing
My shirts are oversized and playing ninety's grunge
And I might tell a guy I like him but that's only if I'm drunk
I might take shots real fast but I take love real slow
No I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know
Why bitter and sweet?
Why it's better to be settled in and settled down
Cashing in and selling out?
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I'm the last one standing
If I say those three words, damn sure I'ma mean it
If I bring a guy home it's for a damn good reason
When I'm walking down the aisle, no way I'll repeat it
Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why
Why bitter and sweet?
Why it's better to be settled in and settled down
Cashing in and selling out?
Why did everybody get so soft now?
Everyone is butterflies and downpour dancing
I think I'm the last one standing
Everyone is trading hickies for the Hamptons
Maybe I'm the last one standing