My life's been feeling kinda tragic Think I'll pick up some boys and emotional baggage Everybody else already has it So I need something dramatic Ooh-ooh-ooh, something's gotta give Ooh-ooh-ooh, it's making me sick I want that guess what happened? You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with SOS a mess It's giving dirty little secret that I wanna tell my friends Like Oops, I shouldn't do it, but I did it again You can say that I'm a lot, but I do it for the plot (plot) Blowing all my money for the hell of it Getting back with my ex who's irrelevant, (yeah) Getting trashed on a Tuesday night Maybe I'll start a fight like I want that guess what happened? You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with SOS a mess It's giving dirty little secret that I wanna tell my friends Like oops, I shouldn't do it, but I did it again You can say that I'm a lot, but I do it for the plot Ooh-ooh-ooh, I know it's kinda dumb, but- Ooh-ooh-ooh, shit, you're only young once Ooh-ooh-ooh, I guess feeling something is better than feeling nothing Guess what happened? You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with SOS a mess It's giving dirty little secret that I wanna tell my friends Like oops, I shouldn't do it, but I did it again You can say that I'm a lot, but I do it for the plot