There once was a lizard
Whose name was Bob
He liked eating crickets
And lived on a rock
He ate so many crickets they started to hide
And Bob got hungry so he left his rock behind
He sought out the wizard to answer his plight
And the wizard, he warned him and related his advice
The bigger the lizard, the bigger its prey
His hunger becomes him every day
And he gets bigger, and longer, and fatter with time
And the race to consume
Consumes his mind
So Bob went back home
Still hungry and angered
But he realized
He didn't have to eat crickets, and he looked up
And you know what he saw?
A bird!
Chickadees, robins, eagles, and hawks
The birds he ate got bigger leaving nothing to rot
His belly got bigger nearly ten feet in size
Birds wouldn't suffice
The bigger the lizard, the bigger its prey
His hunger becomes him every day
And he gets bigger, and longer, and fatter with time
And the race to consume
Consumes his mind
Bob was still hungry
And birds weren't enough
He chowed down on pumas and cheetahs and stuff
And when they were all gone he moved onto the rocks
He munched on the countryside and slurped on the streams
He ate the whole continent and drank up the seas
Finally he finished off the earth with one bite and ate the moon for dessert
The bigger the lizard, the bigger its prey
His hunger became him every day
And he got bigger, and longer, and fatter with time
And the race to consume
Consumed his mind
There once was a lizard
Whose name was Bob
He liked eating planets
And lived in the stars