I went to the dentist the other day
He said, "Matt, I've got something to say"
"You should floss once a day,
To prevent tooth decay! You should floss!"
I went to the supermarket the other day.
The cashier lady shook her head at me and said
"You should floss once a day, to prevent tooth decay!
To get rid of gingivitis and reduce plaque!
To have your healthy gums back! You should floss!"
I went to church on Sunday.
The priest pointed his finger at me and said
"You should floss!"