When you're stuck like glue, Vaseline
When you need some goo
When you're stuck like glue, Vaseline
When you're black and blue, Vaseline
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When you're stuck like glue
Give me some
When you're stuck like glue
If you'd like to woo, Vaseline
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If it's hot like you,
Give me some
Do you need a clue,
I want some
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