Lots of noise, lots of noise
Police are coming sideways of off ITV
The Queen agrees with the boys
Gammon, eggs, chips, beans and good old English tea
(Tuning in) Make her wish come true
(Zoning out) 'Cause her talent's not used
(Tuning in) Not gonna be a star
(Zoning out) Polishing glasses at the bar
Yeah, the life that Barbara has
Yeah, dreaming while she can
Yeah, the life that Barbara has
Yeah, dreaming while she can
Happy hour won't begin (won't begin)
With trench coats, signet rings and super kings
Dirty sleeves on the bar (on the bar)
The devil's running round with the Sun under his arm
(Tuning in) The days, months and years
(Zoning out) Spent working New Years
(Tuning in) Oh, Barbara, you're a star
(Zoning out) You should be saying "Au revoir!"
Yeah, the life that Barbara has
Yeah, dreaming while she can
Yeah, the life that Barbara has
Yeah, dreaming while she can
And I should've told you not to run (I should've told you not to run)
Nobody told you not to run (nobody told you not to run)
Somebody told you not to run (somebody told you not to run)
Not to run (not to run)
It's the right time for you
No better time for me
Slowly riding back, back to the start of the week
Yeah, the life that Barbara has
Yeah, dreaming while she can
Yeah, the life that Barbara has
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dreaming while she can