You left your fake eyelashes on my bathroom sink again
But waking up next to you remedies all the mess
I know you took care of my drunken self from the night before
But right here in your arms is the only way for me to rest
And I know I'm not exactly a sight for sore eyes
But you look at my bedraggled hair like it's alright
And I don't know what I'd do without you
I'd probably get into enough trouble for two
So please don't leave me alone
I need to know when you're coming home
Cause I don't know what I'd do without you
I know you hate it when I drink that liquor by myself
I really thought that that would be enough for you to leave me alone
But you never left my side, and I admit that you were right
When you told me you would stick it out this long
And I don't know what I'd do without you
I'd probably get into enough trouble for two
So please don't leave me alone
I need to know when you're coming home
Cause I don't know what I'd do without you
And I know I'm not exactly a sight for sore eyes
But you crawl right back into my bed like it's alright
And I don't know what I'd do without you
I'd probably get into enough trouble for two
So please don't leave me alone
I need to know when you're coming home
Cause I don't know what I'd do
Yeah I don't know what I'd do without you