Well I was taking a rest just the the other day, I'd been working hard
When some smelly drunk with a brown paper bag tried to chisel his way to my heart
Nothing to spare and even if I did I wouldn't give a red cent to you
Too many freaks and I'm broke on civility
What am I gonna do
Too many freaks
Well I was taking a break just down the street, I was eating my meat and cheese
When some worn-out trick with a seven inch stick, she tried to give me her love disease
I never cared for a half and half, I don't even drink caffeine
Too many freaks and they got no decency
You know its a bit obscene
Too many freaks
Too many freaks in the morning paper
Too many freaks on the evening news
Too many freaks trying to raid my lunchbox
Too many freaks trying to steal my shoes
Tired of searching for a pretty face, the kind of freak that I can get behind
Too many freaks that I ain't got the time for
Just about to lose my mind
Too many freaks