Schools are always charging you up, up, up, up, up Fools are always fucking with the wrong guy Tools are always screwing you up But when I get upset I'll just tune into your station Dogs are always barking up a storm Frogs are always hop, hop, hop, hop, hopping Logs are always falling in the forest But those bulldozers roaring will never stop for nature Saturday was so blissful And Sunday could not have gone worse Monday meant so little That Tuesday brought another curse Another curse for her 'Cause when she takes her turn He'll throw it in reverse So hopefully there's no one going straight Babies are always being born at night Candies are always keeping flavors bright Coyotes are always howling up a fight But you never want to start a coyote fight Saturday was so blissful And Sunday could not have gone worse But Monday passed so little And Tuesday brought another curse Another curse for her 'Cause when she takes her turn He'll throw it in reverse So hopefully there's no one going straight I hope that there is no one going straight Yeah, hopefully nobody's going straight I've got to leave at 5:32 Because there's nothing left to do And if you've got nothing to do Then maybe you should just leave now too You know man, they'd cut off all my hair And load me up with magazines If I just gave them the word