I hate the urinals in this bathroom Gonna piss on them for me and you I got piss on the walls and my shoes Here comes the principal, hey man fuck you Call my mom Call my dad They can't un-piss you Call a cop Call for god You'll need a new suit Golden shower Golden shower for the principal Golden shower Golden shower Piss on one man Piss on 'em all It's a urine-reeking free for all If you like it, you can call me Hey everybody Piss on the principal Told my mom Told my dad They couldn't ground me All the cops Called for Trump Cause he was thirsty Golden shower Golden shower for the principal Golden shower Golden shower God stored our piss in the balls That's why I got enough to coat the walls Principal's gonna run for President Cause he's inspired by this incident All the other kids wish they had skipped Now we're all gonna rest in piss