Do you know
What it feels like when you're driving fast
And the car behind you
That you just passed
Well he's chasing you With it's siren wailing full blast
No matter what you do
It just won't last
Cause you're a can't do right man
You're a can't do right man
You're a can't do right man
No matter what you choose
You're gonna sing the blues
You see the judge
He remembers you and holds a grudge
You try to act tough
But he calls your bluff
He'll make sure you don't come back
This time he cuts you no slack
He's gonna make you pay
Bailiff takes you away
Cause you're a can't do right man
You're a can't do right man
You're a can't do right man
No matter what you choose
You're gonna sing the blues
When they let you go
As you're walking out the door
The guards wisecrack
Won't be long and you'll be back
With no money, no skills
How you gonna pay your bills?
You can't holdfast
You're doomed to repeat your past
Cause you're a can't do right man
You're a can't do right man
You're a can't do right man
No matter what you choose
You're gonna sing the blues