Happy Hearth's Warming
They say in the street
Happy Hearth's Warming
They think they're so sweet
Words said so often that they lack any meaning
Why should I join in when I could be intervening?
Every pony loves this cursed holiday
But would they be better off with it out of the way
Well
Okay
Say goodbye to the holiday
With my magic, I'll erase it
The greatest gift that I give today
And every pony will have to face it
No more little games for you to play
After you say goodbye to the holiday
Goodbye Hearth's Warming, you had a good run
Goodbye Hearth's Warming, it's over, you're done
Finally set free from your forced celebrations
No need to reply to your trite invitations
Calendars shorted by a single day
Is my magic up to the test?
Time to see, I can't delay
Say goodbye to the holiday
Prepare the spell, no hesitation
All memory shall fade away
See equestrian's new transformation
No more shall any pony say
Happy Hearth's Warming
After today
After today