I just became a member Of a club known as the bumbling fools Watching the game and the best things in life Is the motto and the rules So if you can open up your heart And hear me out just for the night Baby, I've got something to prove to you I gotta show you I can do it right Get out Don't want to see you again Maybe We can still be friends I know That I'm gonna go and screw it up in the end But that's okay 'Cause I'm your average man I'm your average man Oh oh oh oh So I turned tail and ran And I know you're not my biggest fan But whatever you want me to You know that I'm gonna do now or do the best that I can So if you can open up your heart And hear me out just one more time Baby, I've got something to say to you I was wrong and the fault is mine Get out Don't want to see you again Maybe We can still be friends I know That I'm gonna go and screw it up in the end But that's okay 'Cause I'm your average man I'm your average man Ohh oh oh oh Baby you could do a whole lot better But you could definitely do a whole lot worse How can I even try to do better If you won't give me the chance to be better first Come on (Trombone Solo) Get out Don't want to see you again (Don't want to see you again) Maybe maybe maybe We can still be friends (Maybe we can still be friends) 'Cause I know, I know that I'm gonna go and (Screw it up in the end) Screw it up in the end But that's okay-ee That's okay-ee That's okay-ee-yeah 'Cause I'm your average man Oh oh oh oh I'm your average man (Look out) You better (Get out) (He's your average - you better watch out) One more time (Look out - get out)