Ever since the day I was born Something set me apart My mother took one look at me And I nearly broke her heart Half and half Go ahead and just do the math I was born under God's own wrath I was born half and half Half and half Of men, they're going daft They can't compete with my own staff I was born half and half My father would look at me, treating me like a churro He always wondered if I was his son Or daddy's little girl It was rough for me growing up (half and half, half and half) Trying to figure out which gender I related to more Be it men or women (half and half, half and half) And then somewhere around puberty I decided (half and half) Why choose one (half and half) When I can be both And then I can have both (half and half, half and half) You know what I'm talking about (half and half) 'Cuz that way there's no need to turn anyone away (half and half) No feelings get hurt (half and half) Hey, ménage à trois after the show? (half and half) You and me equals three, baby (half and half) 'Cuz this way men want me (half and half) Women want me (half and half) Ah, fuck it, I want me Sometimes I get fresh with myself (half and half, half and half) Half and half (half and half, half and half) Go ahead and just give a laugh (half and half, half and half) The girls all swoon when I cross their path (Half and half, half and half) Because I was born half and half (half and half, half and half) Half and half (half and half, half and half) Go ahead and just do the math (half and half) I was born under God's own wrath 'Cuz I was born half and half