Check me out I'm going to the store I'm gonna buy a little toy I'm gonna really show the boys Check me out I'm going to the school I bet this thing is gonna rule They're gonna think I am so cool With my Black Plastic I got my Black Plastic That teacher wore me out I must have really broke a rule This time it doesn't seem like Everything is gonna go smooth They kicked me out I don't know what to do I can't go home and tell the news My mom and dad they would be cruel They don't like Black Plastic It's only Black Plastic I'm on the long way home Don't wanna face the truth I'm stoppin everywhere I know To try and delay feeling blue And when I whipped it out At the candy store so smooth Just showing off they didn't like it Much they didn't much approve my Black Plastic I got my Black Plastic