Tell me why I'm not able To write a decent song Why do all the chords I play Sound so very wrong Why is my frustration lackin' all my inspiration Tell me why, tell me why About what I've seen today I could make the best lines ever But no-one cares anyway So I choose to write about nothing That's exactly what I'll do Though it makes no sense to you So here it is a song About absolutely nothing Don't get me wrong I've tried the best I could C'mon sing this song About absolutely nothing It won't take long and I know it isn't good Politics, the weather Sports or industry All these boring subjects Don't mean a thing to me War over religion What the fuck's it all about There's too much I can do without So here it is a song About absolutely nothing Don't get me wrong I've tried the best I could C'mon sing this song About absolutely nothing It won't take long and I know it isn't good Here it is a song About absolutely nothing Don't get me wrong I've tried the best I could C'mon sing this song About absolutely nothing It won't take long and I know it isn't good I would never bother you With stupid little facts But my new card cuban cigars Or bloody income tax 'Bout Internet My neighbours spender how I drink my tea 'Cause I know I've been in holly Mate listening to me So here it is a song About absolutely nothing Don't get me wrong I've tried the best I could C'mon sing this song About absolutely nothing It won't take long and I know it isn't good So here it is a song About absolutely nothing Don't get me wrong I've tried the best I could C'mon sing this song About absolutely nothing It won't take long and I know it isn't good It won't take long and I know it isn't good