Welcome back to the top of the pops
On the Q-U-O you can never stop
Let's go and start the show
Radio silence fell on deaf ears,
But don't you fear we're always here
With this band we'll start again
Live from the tower in the middle of nowhere land
Sea and air we always kick out the jams
Just when you think you've had enough it
You'll be lying face down in the gravel pit
Boom! Pow! Smash!
Get Ready for the Crash!
The Bastards reunite tonight
Keeping up the greatest fight
We're everywhere, no one's spared
When you're feeling this kinda high
Don't surmise you've been lobotomized
It's fine, I've lost my mind
Live from the tower in the middle of nowhere land
Sea and air we always kick out the jams
Just when you think you've had enough it
You'll be lying face down in the gravel pit
Boom! Pow! Smash!
Get Ready for the Crash!
Shut down other frequenceies
Until all that's left is you and me
Like a twisted prophecy
That's all we'll be
And if you think you're having none of it
You're gonna end up face down in the gravel pit
Boom! Pow! Smash!
Get Ready for the Crash!
Bullet to the head, won't make you dead
You just go back to making the bread
I'm not a slave, I've just been saved
Who cares if you've been through hell
Life is already swell, so don't rebel
Play this song, and sing along
Live from the tower in the middle of nowhere land
Sea and air, we're always damned
Even though I've already quit
I'd rather be dead at the gravel pit
BOOM POW SMASH!
I'm ready for the crash!
BOOM!
POW!
SMASH!
CRASH!