One shot of Jaeger in, and I already regret coming out tonight
But if I said no again, my friends would only hate me forever
I'm a fifth wheel in a broken down lemon
I see the appeal of being in bed by 11
Just got canned and I stopped giving a damn
But Dan has a plan and a can in his hand
Said the drummer in the band said you got a hot van
Then he slapped me on the back and said
Hop on
They're the ride that you've been looking for
Swallow your pride
Hop on
I know you're feeling pretty bored
No need to hide
The last train out of here
The end of the line
Still I wonder what I'm leaving behind
The band's wrapped up the set, and that drummer looks down for anything
My palms begin to sweat, am I stuck with them forever
Heading my way, I'm a deer trapped in the headlights
I'm not OK, but they're beautiful in bar light
Feeling white as a sheet, as they pull up to my seat,
Tapping feet to the beat playing out in the street
Eyeing my meat while they order whiskey neat
They grabbed me by the ears and said
Hop on
I'm the ride that you've been looking for
Swallow your pride
Hop on
We go all night and pass out sore
No ticket to ride
The last train out of here
The end of the line
Still I wonder what I'm leaving behind
What's the worst that can happen?
Their hands upon my chest
Don't go by what you'd imagine
They're reaching for the rest
In just one moment your life could be gone,
You're at the station so why don't you just
Hop on
I'm the ride that you've been looking for
Swallow your pride
Hop on
We can wake up naked on the shore
See the sunrise
The last train out of here
The end of the line
Still I wonder what I'm leaving behind