Shiiiit
I got a story to tell y'all
About a girl who we'll call cheese
But he was lactose free
When I was a child
I was 17
The woman who lived next door
She was many years older than me
But she was very pretty
She baked me cookies
When I was so young
But then I grew up
And I wanted to fuck
Anyone
We were meant to be
She was made of cheese
And I'm lactose free
Give me some cheese please
You got me on my knees
You're like a cheese disease
I'm so lactose free
I met a boy one day
I made him cookies
He was many years younger than me
But one little thing
I was addicted to mercury
On our wedding day
She didn't make it to the altar
As she was rushed to hospital
After a terrible mercury overdose
These were her last words
A lot of people tell me that you shouldn't ingest mercury
I don't see what the uhhh agghhhhhh
We were meant to be
She was made of cheese
And I'm lactose free
Give me some cheese please
You got me on my knees
You're like a cheese disease
I'm so lactose free