How'd you think this was gonna go Everybody and their daddy knows Well I flew home in the dead of night And something didn't sit right I fell in love with a teacher's son Guess I wasn't the only one He got drunk and he just forgot A town like this is gonna talk So I'm giving you my boyfriend for Christmas I cannot, cannot say I'm gonna miss him Called you crying and you told me that you'd been with him So to you, my best friend - I'm giving you my boyfriend for Christmas Not anything like I've been through before Saw your cars at the liquor store My friends tried to warn me but I didn't know Innuendo and metaphor But it's hot pink screaming in my face it's yelling I see through every lie you're telling I hope it lasts you til the summertime Worth everything that you left behind I'm giving you my boyfriend for Christmas I'm better off, better off alone than with him As for all the signs and red flags, I must have missed em So I'm giving you my boyfriend, my boyfriend for Christmas I heard you up and tumbled I heard you really see each other I heard what everybody said I heard what everybody said You finish each other's sentences I heard you're happy now and that's for the best Well I heard what the others said You spent nights in each others bed I heard what the others said You were the better one for him I heard what everybody said And it's running running round inside my head I heard what the others said What the others said I'm giving you my boyfriend for Christmas I cannot say there is no way that I'm gonna miss him So it goes, and all I know is I forgive him, and you My best friend, enjoy him, I'm giving you My boyfriend for Christmas For Christmas