What kinda color looks good on my face? What kinda makeup am I gonna get to taste? You make me wanna throw my blotter out the window I can play the part, but I love to skip the intro Don't wanna hear how long is your hair You can hit me with a frying pan and throw me in a chair Don't waste your time with the cheap stuff, baby Don't waste your time, it'll drive yourself crazy Everybody's eating makeup (Everybody's eating makeup) Everybody's eating makeup (Everybody's eating makeup) Once I tried it, I just couldn't stop And now I have my fuckin' makeup under the fuckin' couch I said, bronzer tastes so good, mascara's even better Eyeliner is kinda weird but what the fuck ever What kinda color looks good on my face? What kinda makeup am I gonna get to taste? 'Cause everybody's eating makeup Don't waste your time with the cheap stuff, baby Yeah Everybody's eating makeup Don't waste your time, it'll drive yourself crazy Everybody's eating makeup Don't waste your time with the cheap stuff, baby Everybody's eating makeup You can kind of imagine it just coating your insides with whatever color you're eating. It's just like a craving of your favorite kind of candy bar. I just could not stop eating makeup. A craving of your favorite candy bar. I shove it in my mouth, and I hope for the best I shove it in my mouth, and I hope for the best I shove it in my mouth, and I hope for the best