What ingenious Forms of torture Does Beelzebub have for me Pierced and punctured Poked and prodded By the swords of several armies Drag me screaming to the guillotine Hold my breath until it severs clean Drawn and quartered Sliced and severed Cut my heart out, make me eat it Tar and feathered Burnt and blistered Drowned and strapped down to the garrote Sharpened objects Deep incisions Strangled by snakes Choked by serpents Blood will boil Cooked in oil Until supple flesh falls from bone Sharpened objects Deep incisions Strangled by snakes Choked by serpents Blood will boil Cooked in oil Until supple flesh falls from bone Water torture Locked in darkness Let the rats feed on my body Break my fingers Pin my eyelids Stretch me on the rack 'til I snap Drag me screaming to the hanging tree Blind my eyes so I don't have to see Set on fire In a pyre Punished for thy sins committed Dastardly deeds Wicked workings Will always come back to haunt you Sharpened objects Deep incisions Strangled by snakes Choked by serpents Blood will boil Cooked in oil Until supple flesh falls from bone Sharpened objects Deep incisions Strangled by snakes Choked by serpents Blood will boil Cooked in oil Until supple flesh falls from bone Sharpened objects Deep incisions Strangled by snakes Choked by serpents Blood will boil Cooked in oil Until supple flesh falls from bone