I don't wanna sound like a douche
But that picture don't look like you
How you really gon' try to play me like that
Y2K 'erbody got the internet
(I ran as fast as i can)
Takin' pics of herself eatin' up gelato
She says that she wish she was a model
You ain't Xtina, I'm no genie in a bottle
Listen trick think we got a problemo
Cause y'all don't look nothin' like your demo
Now I'm feelin' like an instrumental
Cause I have no words I retire, Leno
Late night (master of the filters)
Low budget (no name photographers)
No likes (fake ass pictures)
Tell you what i did then
I ran as fast as I can (all of the sudden)
Alakazam I got out of that jam
Like Birdman
Checkin' all of her Instagrams
She looks like a 10 (out of what?)
Just not in, not in person
Who took that picture of you
They must be a magician, poof
David Blaine Copperfield that is how I really feel
Late night (master of the filters)
Low budget (no name photographers)
No likes (fake ass pictures)
Tell you what i did then
I ran as fast as I can (all of the sudden)
Alakazam I got out of that jam
Like Birdman
Checkin' all of her Instagrams
She looks like a 10 (out of what?)
Just not in, not in person
Turn the bass boost up
Listen, I ain't even mad at ya
(No I ain't even mad at ya)
I think I need to change my eyes
(Something's wrong with my eyes)
You the master of disguise
Feelin' bad for all these guys
You played me for a fool
Hold up (I'm holding)
What'd you do then?
Then I ran as fast as I can (all of the sudden)
Alakazam I got out of that jam
Like Birdman
Checkin' all of her Instagrams
She looks like a 10 (out of what?)
Just not in, not in person
Fake bitches
Real life
Priceless boy
And it still rang true