(You guys remember this one?) (It's the song with the word dick in it) (Y'all ready?) (Bassoonist!) (One, two, one, two, three, ha!) Oh... I heard you're doing okay But I want you to know (I'm a dick) (I'm addicted) to you I can't pretend I don't care When you don't think about me Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy but you left anyway (I'm trying) to forget that I'm addicted to you But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to you Now it's over I can't forget what you said And I never wanna do this again (Heartbreaker) Heartbreaker, whoa, hey Since the day I met you And after all we've been through (I'm still a dick) (I'm addicted) to you I think you know that it's true I'd run a thousand miles to get you Do you think I deserve this? I tried to make you happy I did all that I could Just to keep you, but you left anyway (I'm trying) to forget that I'm addicted to you But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to you Now it's over I can't forget what you said And I never wanna do this again Heartbreaker ♪ (Whoa, you guys are the best crowd ever) (So clearly you know the song, right?) (And you wanna sing with me!) (Let's all sing together) How long will I be waiting? (Until the end of time) I don't know why I'm still waiting I can't make you mine, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ And I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to you But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to you I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to you But I want it and I need it I'm addicted to you Now it's over I can't forget what you said And I never, and I never wanna do this again (Heartbreaker) Heartbreaker I'm addicted to you Heartbreaker I'm addicted to you Heartbreaker, whoa... Heartbreaker I'm addicted to you Heartbreaker