There were Penguins in the opera house
Minks and sable too
Pizzicatos popping round
Well hidden from our view
I asked the maestro chase them please
That sword in hand will do just fine
There were penguins in the opera house
And we were running out of time!
There were Penguins in the opera house
They were sitting on the stage
They were sawing on the violins
They only stopped to turn a page
The Maestro waved and swirled and twirled his sword so bravely
How well he knew his trade
But the penguins did not bat an eye
They were not at all afraid
The Maestro mad with anger
Slashed wildly at the air
But the snow birds just sawed harder, faster, as if he wasn't even there!
And when the crying violins began to scream
A sound I could not bear at all
I ran right up to save the day
Before they all were twiced by saw
The penguins dropped their weapons
The mink and sable shouted:
"Throw that mad man out at once!"
The maestro dropped his arms and pouted
Now I know you don't believe me
As I sit in padded cage
BUT! there WERE penguins in the opra house
I wonder
Who will wash the stage?