Say what you want to
If it's not what it ought to be
Talk a little more - make a public apology
Give me a sound byte
Make it media-friendly
So as not to offend me
A promise to the public's like being sarcastic
Used to be you lied you got your ass kicked
Now the lie is just another literary tool
Have you heard the new rule?
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's recorded if all the right sources agree
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's a relative thing, it depends what you see
You don't have to believe what you say any more
A denial is almost as good as a dream
You don't have to believe what you say any more
Lying like bandits
Damned it's astounding
You can get away with a completely ungrounded answer
Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Your pants are burning up
Can you blow them out?
Out the other side of your mouth
Use another falsehood
Anyone else would
Now the lie is just another literary tool
Have you heard the new rule?
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's recorded if all the right sources agree
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's a relative thing, it depends what you see
You don't have to believe what you say any more
A denial is almost as good as a dream
You don't have to believe what you say any more
Ask the people who write all the speeches that know
You don't have to believe what you say any more
Take what all the big monsters present as the news
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's recorded if all the right sources agree
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's a relative thing, it depends what you see
You don't have to believe what you say any more
A denial is almost as good as a dream
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's recorded if all the right sources agree
You don't have to believe what you say any more
It's a relative thing, it depends what you see