One, two, three, four I like making noise and sixty-nines I like getting drunk and doing lines I don't even care if it pisses fags, yeah And I like to fuck women I've never had I take a lot of smoke and a lot of wine I get high with all those friends of mine I like the sluts and whores with Old Granddad, yeah And I like to fuck women I've never had ♪ Ow! Fuck You! Yeah, I like to fuck women I've never had I like to drink my whiskey and shoot my drugs I am just a scumfuck sucking dog I'm into licking pussy clit and hating fags, oh yeah And I like to fuck pussy I've never had ♪ He wanna fuck He wanna fuck man He wanna fuck Listen to me Fuck her ass Who cares I wanted to fuck my self man Do you know what happened? This is a true story I used to have this girl I don't wanna talk too much but that's alright We got time for chill I used to fuck this girl man She was in a place called the zoo She was really fat, really ugly Like a little few there I see She used to sit on my face I was so desperate I wanted to get fucked And fuck is a fuck to me I don't give a shit I could fuck a guitar I don't care But anyway, she got a BD That's the first time I ever saw a BD Was like two years ago Until I never used a rubber and never will Fuck the rubber You know I don't give a fuck I got kids everywhere But I wrote this song about it Because I don't care if someone is fucking hurt man They stick a knee onto your car They put a fucking cotton swab up there and it really hurt So, I wrote this song, it's called Kneel Up My—