Herro I'm Chinese I was wondering if you would like some beef with broccoli I come over From Beijing I play ping pong and pray to Buddha And say ching chong chong ching Herro You want Sake Or you want California dragon roll with ginger and wasabi If you are hungry Call me I get you table in my restaurant With free fortune cookie There's a small difference Between lunch and dinner price Herro from the far east side Our wall goes for a thousand miles Our children make Nikes And sing Christmas songs And Kim Jong Un leads us We dream of his dong Herro from the far east side I like eggrolls, I cannot lie I sell you Calamari with some pepper and salt Little House on the Prairie, my favorite show In the world Herro How are you? It's so typical of me to talk about soy sauce, I sorry I don't feel to well Ever since I ate that orange chicken I can't take a crap Ancient secret Of the orange sauce Mix cum with clementine So herro from the far east side I also selling child brides I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi That's like 100 dollar She hardly ever cries Herro from the Laos side My people have Laosian pride We killed two million thousand in 1969 And the one's we didn't kill We made go sit outside On the floor Uh, one, two, three South Korea don't got shit on me I from the hood I rap real good Nuclear war? I wish a bitch would Rewind and listen again I get mad pussy You kiss men Please leave message when you call Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall Herro from the far east side I sometimes blow another guy I still use Compuserve, Windows 3.1 And I love Filipinos But I don't like Taiwan Herro from the far east side I chilling on a water slide I do your dry cleaning at the Dry Cleaner Mart And I know math and science Because Asians are smart Benihana Is good Herro Oh shit, the song's over