God's kid was born inside a barn and put inside a manger Three wise men rolled up and told his mom This kid here is a super mega power ranger Groom him to fight Satan Jesus learned to walk on water Causing Roman soldiers butthurt He was thrown on a cross and buried at the rock after three days (shit) I know the story of Jesus Fuck who doesn't believe He's a dark-skinned Hebrew albino And he really loves you and me All your sins he planted in you Are lifted if you submit to (Christ) I know the story of Jesus He was made up by a Jew (Jew) His story was first made up by a Jew (Jew) The story was first made up by a Jew Kid and ghost are 3-0 so won with father Opposed to human vice The fucking treacherous burn under You'll know that when you die They painted his skin white His real name was probably Mike He was so black he could turn water to crackers And he was gay (that's yummy) I know the story of Jesus Fuck who doesn't believe He's a Mexican in Ohio With the proof of citizenry He's the phrase you wrote in bathrooms That made black guy's prison tattoos (Christ) I know the story of Jesus He was made up by a Jew (Jew) His story was first made up by a Jew (Jew) The story was first made up by a I know the story of Jesus He's real if you believe He will climb in through your window And grant touch when you're three All your sins he planted in you He will search for with his dick too I know the story of Jesus (Christ) He was made up by a I know the story of Jesus Fuck who doesn't believe He's a billboard next to the highway And he needs your fucking money He's the retard kid that hits you The priest that wants to kiss you I know the story of Jesus His body was raped by a couple crazy Jews