You know how when you own a pizzeria
And you're working to pay off your crippling debt?
Counting coins alone, the piggy bank is out of loans
Yeah, you're slinging all those slices for the rent
And then an evil talking floating pie of pizza
With an upside down mushroom for a nose
Threatens to fire a laser down on your livelyhood
And leave your restaurant permanently closed
That moment when
When an evil pizza builds a Pizza Tower with a laser on top next door
We all can relate
'Cause you can't just close your business
Any time a pizza wants, so you go to war
And now it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
And now it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
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So naturally, you charge in to the tower
Battling your way up to the top
Pickles, shrimp, and hell, even cheese clones of yourself
We've all been there and they can't make you stop
You know how when you have to fight anchovies
On just a normal Tuesday afternoon?
Or those annoying cannon pizza goblins?
Let me hear you sing it 'cause I know you do
That moment when
When an evil pizza builds a Pizza Tower with a laser on top next door
We all can relate
'Cause you can't just close your business
Any time a pizza wants, so you go to war
And now it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
And now it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Run, you crazy guy ('cause there's no stopping)
Be a clown or knight (take back the toppings)
Mount your weenie ride (give them a chopping)
Because tonight, fate comes again for you once more
Well, there's another day done at the office
Got a little crazy with a chicken on your head
But nothing you couldn't handle, animatronics were dismantled
'Cause you're the one that jumpscared them instead
You know how when your last time is Spaghetti
And the tower now lies crumbling under you?
So goodbye Pizza Face, and tomorrow's another day
When you come back and make that pizza like you were born to do
And, yeah, it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Go, go, it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Go, go, it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
And, yeah, it's Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time (it's Pizza Time)
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time (you make that pizza)
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time (Peppino Spaghetti)
Pizza Time, Pizza Time, Pizza-Pizza-Pizza Time (yeah)