You got a funny face And a crooked smile Oh you're a prince in some world But not in mine When I'm never gonna Find you handsome like the Other girls do You parade around Sulking It makes me wonder wonder What you're really about And all the girls go Ooooooo Ooooooo And all the bedroom doors A tradition of yours Well the notches in your belt make your Pants tight And all of your boys Hanging around I'll take the sloppy seconds or Whatever man Oh when you gonna start Oh boy I guess the drama can be So cool And all the girls go Ooooooo Ooooooo And don't you think you Might be happier