Hi, uh, this is your boss again Giving you another call You are late to our Zoom meeting Uhh, you know Do you think I'm paying you to sleep? Early mornin' I still hear you callin' Don't know why you miss me I don't see the problem Can't be late for meetings If I'm not invited I'm much more productive When I close my eyelids Pay me to sleep Pay me to sleep Pay me to be the girl of my dreams Pillow talk, hold the talk Pay me to sleep I'll sleep the sleep if you can walk the walk But when you call me, baby It feels so wrong Siri, wake me up in three hours When I close my eyes All I can see is a beautiful world Where you pay me to sleep No conference calls, no work at all And a giant red crab is chasing me It has my mother's face And I cry And I'm chewing my teeth And I'm chewing my teeth And I'm eating my teeth And I'm chocking on my teeth Please, please, please, please, please, please, please Pay me to sleep Pay me to sleep Pay me to be the girl of your dreams (It's honestly like a really smart business move) Pay me to sleep I'll sleep the sleep if you can walk the walk Don't try to call me, baby You'll get this song Hi, me again! You're fired!