I'm a little burned out on pretty things I wish I had a better personality But things aren't always what they seem You want something soft and feathery And I'm all teeth I wanna hide under a rock In the dark lately I don't really care what anybody thinks about me visually I know I ain't much to look at But can you feel me Slithering In the dark baby I don't really care about much of anything But you're the type to kill me And if you ever get lonely Just remember Snakes are all around you They're just really good at hiding I would not recommend trying to kiss me But if you just need someone to keep you company You could try a rock Or an insect Or someone with Similar intellect And that would include me But you and I We're gonna get along just fine Just as long as you promise Not to step on me But you can you feel me Slithering In the dark baby I don't really care about much of anything But you're the type to kill me I know I know You can't even look at me You want to pretend like I don't exist I make you want to throw up You want to hit me with a shovel You have to keep your eyes on me at all times Just to verify that I'm not hiding somewhere where I'll surprise you when you least expect it You call your boyfriend to get rid of me With a broom and a pillowcase and a copy of Reader's Digest You can't go back to bed until you're sure I'm actually dead Well I don't want anything I didn't even want to be here But Adam and Eve or whatever And I'm just trying to eat rats Are you telling me you'd rather have rats in the house than me? Mostly I just want to be left alone Crawl around in your attic Just waiting to die