"Mou! USJ ikitai! USJ ikitaiyo!"
"Omae shirane no?"
"Nani?"
"Kansai-ben shaben nee to, USJ tte iretemoraenain datte yo"
"Hee sounanda... te... Na, Nayatteee!"
(Seya! Seyase ya! Seya! Seyase ya!
Seya! Seyase ya! Seya! Seyase ya!)
Koko wa Ōsaka ichi umeda 'ekimae'
Kyou kara dokidoki Ōsaka-ben kouza
Sensei no hanashi ni aidzuchi, 'sou desune'
'Chau chau! Kokode wa anta mo seya na'
Majide. ... Tekisuto 3 peeji 'sekasu na ya'
Mazuwa tonikaku tsukkomi o ganbaro ka!
Ichi man san sen en no gessha wa 'haraenai'
Hon'nara niichan jimusho e iko ka? (Kan'nin yaa)
'Okaa-san ouma-san' okan! ma!
'Koko wa doko kimi wa dare' doko ya! Ware!
Daisukina medaka shishou ni
Daisuki datte iu tame (ē nā ̄)
Eeyan! Ōsaka! JR de ikoka! Osaka Fan Kurabu
Dandan kimi to onaji kotoba ga tsukaeru ne
Nandeya nen ieru ka na
"Nandeya nen!"
"Akan! Tekubi no sunappu ga tarin!"
"Suimasen... Nandeya nen!"
"Akan'akan! Tame ga mijikai!"
"Nnn... nandeya nen!"
"Akan'akan! Tame ga nagai!"
"Doushitara ii ndesu ka!"
"Seya kara ya nāntte tamete shutte yan nen"
"Suimasen wakarimasen!"
Sokode shiriauta mesu kousei 'mikachan'
Yuutara, 'kareshi to Kaiyūkan de deeto ya to'
Kore wa ika secha akan! 'Seya kedo'
Mikachan shiretto yuu torukedo Ōsakaya de? (Koko Tōkyō)
'Maji de?' Ka na wan'na kono musume 'mikachan'
Kame e n, tonikaku kiseru de ganbaro ka!
Ni man hachi sen en no ryohi mo 'yasukunai'
Shaa nai, hon'nara baito demo shiyo ka? (Gyousan'naa)
'Sumimasen, ozeu-san' nee-chan
'Kore hitotsu ikuradeshou' kore nanbo?
Tengoku no Yasushi shishō ni
Oyasuminasai tte iu tame
Eeyan! Ōsaka! Renkyuu totte iko ka?
Ōsaka fan kurabu
Takoyaki ga tsukuritai kimochi ga wakatte ku
Boke rarete tsukkomi o shite
Ichi-kagetsu, nikagetsu, hantoshi sugita
Aikata ga metcha boketakedo
Koreha... Omon'nai wa...
Eeyan! Ōsaka! Hanshin rokkoo'oroshi
Ōsaka fan kurabu
Dandan kimi to onaji kotoba ga tsukaeru ne
Eeyan! Ōsaka! Chou tokkyuu de iko ka!
Ōsaka fan kurabu
Dandan kimi no tsutaetai kimochi ga wakatteku
Sukiyanen iwa sete yo
I Love Osaka eeyan ka Ōsaka
Ōsaka fan kurabu 2x
U 〜 i e 〜 i!
Ōsaka ni sumeru ka na?