Canned beans on paper plates Cheap champagne to celebrate The new house Two chairs pulled up to me With a rigged up, Dixie cup, front yard, dandelion centerpiece Well I'm four strong legs and a coat of mahogany Pretty good for an old oak tree I got memories and coffee rings Crayola crayon 'ABC's' I got my scars Been a catch-all for bills and keys Late-night talks, the 'birds and the bees' Yeah, I've heard it all I'm where they break bread, say grace, and "honey, pass the peas" Pretty good for an old oak tree Could've fallen in a forrest Nobody would've noticed Burned up in a wild fire Oh I could've been struck by lightning Split in half, left cracked and crying Fighting for my life I've been packed up and stowed away Dark as night and it's been three days On a bumpy road When the Uhaul stops I'm relieved to see Familiar faces carrying me To our home Well I'm four strong legs and a coat of mahogany I'm proud to keep my roots in this family Pretty good for an old oak tree Pretty good for an old oak tree Pretty good for an old oak tree