Now she was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with her instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah, even with the shape I'm in
Ah, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose
Tequila Sheila strikes again
Woke up in a motel bed
Freight train runnin' through my head
Minus my wallet, my watch and my boots
The only thing she left me
Was my birthday suit
I faintly remember her havin' a ball
But the last thing I really recall
Is she was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah, even with the shape I'm in
Ah, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose
Tequila Sheila strikes again
Just then came a knock at the door
Cops bust in, throw me down on the floor
Said my ol' truck was in a robbery
And I look just like the fella in the passenger seat
I thought the judge would understand
So I told him y'all, when I raised my hand
She was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah, even with the shape I'm in
Oh, she led me astray, una Mas a Jose
Tequila Sheila strikes again
Ah-hoo-hoo
Tequila Sheila strikes again
Ah-hoo-hoo
Tequila Sheila strikes again
They found me guilty of a crime
Now I'm eatin' bologna, doin' 11-29
Sharin' a cell, with a fella named Miguel
I asked what he was in for, he told me, Senor
She was sippin' on a margarita
She was holdin' down a corner stool
She dialed me in with that instamatic grin
You know I thought she thought that I was cool
I have to say I had me a good time
Yeah, even with the shape I'm in
She led me astray
Then she sashayed away
Tequila Sheila strikes again
Tequila Sheila strikes again