She came to eat a takeout dinner She came to check out where I live She came "hand-up," poor hare-lip Judy She came to check out where I live Who turned that mole into a mountain? Who turned my dick into a pin? I hear her moving 'round the bedroom I hear her complain about where I've been "Men are boring... men are whoring me! The pill I take I take voluntarily!" I'm trying to get hard in the bathroom I look through her pocketbook for gum Fall to the floor and drown in hatred Be a man, now, think anatomic! Conclusion queer, I flushed the toilet Opened the door and heard, "finally!" One hand held a dried-up condom The other held nothing at all Who turned that mole into a mountain? Who turned my dick into a pin? She cracked her neck and i heard A high-pitched moan that reminded me of a bird "Men are boring... men are whoring me! The pill I take I take voluntarily!" I picture my guitar home waiting All forgiving, like a mom Fall to the floor and drown in hatred Be a man, now, think anatomic! Only a moment in a life-time Only a page to linger on A filthy nightmare now confronted Anatomic